Some may question our presence on this strangely large and unique chunk of rock. The big bang theory suggests that all life sprung from lightening creating the first amino chain which eventually morphed into protein. Let that mutate for a few million years and presto, you have a gangly creature proportionately faster than only a sloth and surrounded by a cornucopia of other living forms. The only weapons bestowed upon it were opposable thumbs and the ability to reason.

Let more time pass and this creature has manipulated the surrounding chunk of rock such that daily life has lost the fight for survival and gained the fight to get to the front of the Tim Horton’s line. The vicious weapon now requires new occupation and stimulation.

Why the lightening struck to create the first semblance of life is debated by various religions, but we’re here now to make the most of the time that we manage to keep ticking. Make sure that our rock has somehow been improved during that period and have fun in the meantime. Well done Mr. Yeo!